I’m selling blue nose pitbull puppies 🐶😁 Since we can’t keep them, they’re really cheap! Only $50. So if anyone wants one hmu. There are only 4 left and they’re super adorable 😁 (at pacoima ca)

I’m selling blue nose pitbull puppies 🐶😁 Since we can’t keep them, they’re really cheap! Only $50. So if anyone wants one hmu. There are only 4 left and they’re super adorable 😁 (at pacoima ca)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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oasyys:

mirkokosmos:

Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_QvEXDv0

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen imagine hanging out with a gorilla

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i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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yungterra:

As I washed the dishes, the tranquil sanctum of my mind was shadowed by one thought: someone, somewhere, has probably tried or succeeded in murdering another human being with a pizza cutter

at that moment, I felt my spiritual essence unlatch itself from my physical vessel, commencing it’s journey through the wormhole.

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